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You're Early: The Math Behind BTC's 10x

The 1996 Moment In 1996, many people thought the internet was a passing fad. And it wasn't just your uncle Joe either. Prominent 'economists' (😅) like Paul Krugman rather confidently predicted: 'By 2005 it will become clear that the Internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine.' A truly boneheaded take, an epic blunder casually dismissing one of the greatest achievements in human history.And Krugman wasn't done there!He later went on to call Bitcoin 'economically...
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Harvard bought BTC at $100K (not $100) 😂

When Old Money Bends the Knee Something is quietly shifting in the halls of old money this week. Harvard University, the iconic American institution, where the elite learn the art of wealth preservation, just signaled a complete reversal in how smart money is thinking about the future. But first, let me tell you about a conversation that opened my eyes to just how broken the traditional financial system has become. The "Safe" Investment Trap Recently, a friend mentioned she thought her 401k...
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Your 401k Just Got BTC Permission...

Want to opt out of the system? Learn how 👇 Start Learning Free 🚀 Your 401k Just Got Bitcoin Permission 50% off everything when you pay with crypto. That's not a typo. That's Sheetz convenience stores declaring war on Visa and Mastercard. But here's the kicker: This happened the same day Trump signed an executive order allowing Bitcoin in your 401(k)... Bitcoin Archive @BTC_Archive JUST IN: Popular convenience store Sheetz now accepts Bitcoin and offers 50% off when paying with crypto....
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The Institution That Tried to Kill BTC

Want to opt out of the system? Learn how 👇 Start Learning Free 🚀 PayPal's BTC Surrender: How WikiLeaks Won the War April 5th, 2010. Julian Assange pressed "publish" on a video that would shake the world. WikiLeaks had obtained classified footage from a U.S. Apache helicopter that the Pentagon never wanted you to see. The "Collateral Murder" video was 39 minutes of raw brutality. Reuters journalists—gunned down in cold blood—their cameras supposedly mistaken for weapons. When a van arrived to...
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Trump’s $2B Bitcoin Bet: Here’s Why 👇

Master Bitcoin with just 5 minutes a day! Join now 👉 Start Learning Free 🚀 The $2 Billion Signal: Corporate Bitcoin Wars Begin Remember when Bitcoin was the financial boogeyman? The punchline at every Wall Street dinner, the “risky” play for tech weirdos and libertarian dreamers? That era is over. The world’s power players are now in a full-blown scramble to stack BTC—and the numbers are staggering. Just last week, Trump’s media company announced a jaw-dropping $2 billion Bitcoin buy......
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The Great Time Robbery (How BTC Stops It)

Master Bitcoin with just 5 minutes a day! Join now 👉 Start Learning Free 🚀 The Great Time Robbery My friend Mike has recently been working two jobs. Every day he races from one job to the next, and then home for a few hours of frantic sleep before doing it again the next day. He's been pulling double shifts for about a month now trying to get ahead. The problem is he's chasing the same purchasing power he would have had from a single job just 15 years ago. Mike doesn't know it, but he's being...
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Great Escape: Trillions Flee Bonds for BTC

The Great Escape: Trillions Flee Bonds for BTC The Fastest 2 Trillion in History Fifteen years ago, Bitcoin was just an idea. Today, it’s a $2 Trillion asset—no board, no CEO, no marketing department. For comparison, Amazon took 24 years to reach that milestone. Google needed 22. Bitcoin? Just 15, and it’s not even a company. It’s a protocol like email, it's a movement, and now, it's a lifeboat for the sinking financial system and the world is starting to notice. Subscribe now to stay ahead...
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Crypto’s $20 Trillion Dam Is About to Break

The $20 Trillion Dam: Why the Next Crypto Boom Is Unstoppable What if I told you we’re standing at the edge of a financial event horizon—one that could make the dot-com boom look quaint? I remember my first steps into Bitcoin. Back then, it was the wild west: cypherpunks, rebels, and dreamers. Now? There’s a Digital Asset Council in the White House. The revolution didn’t just arrive—it’s shaking hands with the President. If you’re new here, hit subscribe now—this is where the future of money...
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IBIT Out-Earns SPX—Are You Still Waiting?

BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF Out-Earns the S&P 500—Are You Still Waiting? Blackrock now makes more money from IBIT than their flagship S&P 500 Fund The world’s largest fund manager, BlackRock, now makes more money on their Bitcoin ETF than their flagship S&P 500 fund.Yes, you read that right—Bitcoin is out-earning the S&P 500 at BlackRock.(See Bloomberg headline below.)New here? Subscribe and learn BTC with just 5 minutes a day. Join the Financial Performer community and have the financial...
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